How to save money and still look meh

Got my hair cut today. For 13 bucks.

Just as mediocre a cut as the local fancy styliste guy who charged me $55 would give me, so all in all, I saved money and time.

She did it all in 15 minutes.

There is a hairdresser in DC whose cuts make people in DC stop me in the street and ask who did my hair.

Here, I have given up hope.

So I went to Cost Cutters.

I drew the cut I wanted. I did not get it.

But the 55 dollar guy did not give me the cut I wanted either.

Same bad cut, in under half the time and for a third of the money.