Anyways, I was watching the others run with my buddy Tristan, and there was a guy there also watching, and he chatted us up. So Tris was telling him how he ran and what line he picked through the course etc. when I said something about how I took the slalom, and this guy goes "Oh, you run too?" With such a surprise in his voice and on his face.
And I say "Why yes, I do. Even though I don't have a penis."
This is when he got all defensive.
I only thought "gotcha."